I am a Pirate at heart. I’m actually
in the planning stages of a Pirate coat for the Texas Renaissance Festival
this year. The first time I felt the baby kick, we were in the theater,
watching
Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At World’s End. The only thing I don’t have
is a ship. I sing Pirate songs and celebrate
Talk like a Pirate Day. Today’s post is about all things Pirate!
I get
chills every time, especially when the whole Pirate Chorus joins in.
Best Line
EVER: “They’ve started to sing, Sir.”
Pirate Joke
A sailor and a pirate are drinking at a waterfront
bar and they proceed to swap sea stories. The sailor notes the pirate's peg
leg, eye patch and hook.
"So tell me," asks the sailor, "how
did you come to lose that leg?"
"Arrgh," says the pirate, "'Twas a black squall swept
me overboard. Whilst in the water, a shark snapped me leg off and I've had
this peg leg ever since."
"Wow!" says the
sailor. "And how'd you get the hook?"
"We was fighting
at close quarters," says the pirate. "Some scurvy dog with a cutlass hacked
me hand off and I've had this hook ever since."
"Amazing!" says
the sailor. "And what about the eye patch?"
"Arrgh," says
the pirate. "'Twas a seagull pooped in me eye."
"A seagull?"
asks the sailor, a bit incredulous.
"Well, I should
explain," says the pirate. "'Twas me first day with the new hook."
